TEH!
So how did this marvelous product of ambition and lack of coffee come to pass? Well it all started back when I knew what I was talking about, so that must have been quite a while ago. Regardless, I don't haveTEH's humble beginning. So much humble that I can't for the life of me recall what it looked like, much less what it contained. Version 2 - [something with Dragon Ash]
The sequel of TEH, released 8 years after the original, somehow retaining aspects of its flaws yet sugarcoating the rest with state-of-the-art-polygonal-grafix. Not a direct sequel, though you get three name cameos including "Robert donSharc" which is the twice-localized name for "Links out". Theme song overdubbed by Hoobastank. Version 3 - [TEH Baka]
Okay, now we're talking. Actually we've been talking for the last 5 minutes, though you were probably half-listening, with the occasional "Oh? Yeah.", "Mm-hmm.", "I know.", and "I can't believe it, Shane!?". Yeah, SHANE. That ratfaced bastard. So TEH Baka featured the members of Plastic Tree, as seen in the Baka ni Natta no Ni PV. The layout amused me, though it's mostly impossible to capture in static imagery the essence of the overweight cleaning lady in a helicopter chasing the PLASTIC TREEMOBILE. I must admit, TEH Rowdy still remains my favorite TEH banner. :*D Version 4 - [TEH Bears pt.1]
I think this is right. TEH Scary might have come first... really depends of whether TEH Baka stayed up over October or not. LOLOL AWESOME DEDUCTION SKILLS TEH Bears featured two very lax polar bears. That's pretty much it. Hey, it's festive! It's a fiesta! It's a fiestiva! Version 5 - [TEH Scary]
Yep, I believe TEH Bears stayed up a little past winter... if by "a little past", you mean "to mid-fall of the next year". TEH Scary was a simple thing, crafted with candy and love. It was scary, but it also had a kind of endearment, that which you might find as a frazzled Starbucks employee attempts to wisk together your surprisingly difficult selection. Just kidding, that was a bad analogy; when I walk outside and take a sip, and I feel the MASSIVE
That's right, TEH Bears are back! This time, it's One Piece! Odd, seeing as how I'm not what you would call a "One Piece buckaneer". I never jumped on the bandwagon..... bandship..... whatever. I'd rather ford rivers than sail seas. Less chance of drowning, I can get Native American escort services for five bucks, etc. Verion 7 - [TEH Dog]
This layout taught me many things. The front seat is for people! That moose could have been roadkill! Baby walkers are potential hazards! Nothing is going to happen! But it did happen, and then the house was singlehandedly owned by a buzzsaw, and when they got out of that, that dog was going back to the pet shop! But he didn't, if that follow-up special had any say in the matter. Version 8 - [TEH Dwarf] omfg current
TEH Dwarf is a most treacherous opponent. First he strikes your heart in steady strokes, then he picks up the pace, and then just when you think he may be letting off, BOO-BOO-BOO-BAAAHM! He freakin' levels up and evolves into TEH Woodman! None of my FAQs said this! No amount of smashing the "B" button will revert this fool. Just hope you have the Badge that lets you control monsters 30 and up. Otherwise... There you have it, the history of TEH simply put. Though.... not so simply put. Rather contrary, it's quite involving. I must have plugged away like an hour just doing this. And for THAT, this is a must read. Kind of like Must Listen, but with less SE7EN.